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Saturday, May 25, 2013
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Farewell, Neil Armstrong
President Kennedy, in his 1961 inaugural address, announced, "...I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man on the moon and returning him safely to the earth."
Even though the original intent was to beat the Russians to the moon, and ascend to the top of the heap in terms of cold war achievements, there is possibly no greater historical moment in U.S. history than July 20, 1969. In one iconic, single step, Neil Armstrong became the quintessential American hero.
I was all of ten years old.
To a ten year-old, the space race was pretty heady stuff. Living in the Upper Peninsula, Cape Canaveral (then Cape Kennedy), was a world away. Thank goodness for television and Walter Cronkite.
My dad, rest his soul, was one of those people that had to have the newest gadget the moment they hit the store shelves, or as soon as economically possible. In July 1969 we gathered in our so-called 'tv room', now a dark-paneled space, graced with an equally dark-finished wooden floor to watch history be made.
Back then the room was more open and painted in light hues. Entombed within was a beautiful, well-polished, electronic beast. An Admiral Color TV. (Which actually debuted in 1966, but these things don't just pay for themselves, ya know.)
It was a monster console housing a 25" diagonal color tv tube. With it's walnut veneer, it was a nut-buster, if not moved by two or more people going no further than a foot at a time. To avoid an unintended medical condition. It was 1960's state-of-the art, with its tuning knobs hidden within the new technological wonder known then as the 'tilt-out control center'.
The stage was set. The lift-off was in beautiful technicolor, the actual landing of the LEM was disappointingly in black and white. Which at the time, no one but me could have cared less about. (I didn't understand the complexities of broadcasting in color. Thankfully, unlike HD, color was free, when available.)
Finally, on July 20, 1969 we watched two Americans jump out of the lunar module and conquer the great 'Man-in-the-Moon'. I was totally in awe.
For many adults, whether in black and white, or color, the final outcome was assured. Planting the American flag on the moon first was all that mattered. We beat the Russians to the moon.
Back then our adversaries were more commonly known as the Soviets and/or Russkies/Commies/the red menace. The list goes on and on. Of course with their new-found entrepreneurial skills, we're now asking them for rides into space. At a premium, no less. But I digress.
Being a boy just short of 11 years of age, I didn't share the same definition of success as my elders did. We landed on the moon fer cryin' out loud. How cool was that? And it wasn't made of cheese! Who cares about the Russians? They lived further away from Florida than I did.
That week in 1969, the nation, including my entire neighborhood, sat spell-bound in front of the tv, waiting for venerated newsman Walter Cronkite, to countdown the lift-off of the Saturn V rocket. Then came the the pairing of the Lunar Module and the Command Service Module. Success.
Finally, as we all watched breathlessly, the LM descended to the lunar surface. Neil Armstrong, placing one boot on the moon, made the now famous proclamation, "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind".
Those words, and that achievement, have stayed with me since. Unfortunately, the man declaring it, has not. Neil "Buzz" Armstrong has left this earthly plane. He flys now with the angels and saints. His achievement will always be remembered.
Safe travels, Buzz.
Monday, August 27, 2012
Neil 'Buzz' Armstrong, 1969 and Beyond!
President
Kennedy, in his 1961 inaugural address, announced, "...I believe that this
nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out,
of landing a man on the moon and returning him safely to the earth."
Even
though the original intent was to beat the Russians to the moon, and ascend to
the top of the heap in terms of cold war achievements, there is possibly no
greater historical moment in U.S. history than July 20, 1969. In one iconic, single
step, Neil Armstrong became the quintessential American hero.
I was all
of ten-years-old.
To a
ten-year-old, the space race was pretty heady stuff. Living in the Upper
Peninsula, Cape Canaveral (then Cape Kennedy), was a world away. Thank goodness
for television and Walter Cronkite.
My dad,
rest his soul, was one of those people that had to have the newest gadget the
moment they hit the store shelves, or as soon as economically possible. In July
1969 we gathered in our so-called 'tv room', now a dark-paneled space, graced
with an equally dark-finished wooden floor to watch history be made.
Back then
the room was more open and painted in light hues. Within it was entombed a
beautiful, well-polished, electronic beast. An Admiral Color TV. (Which
actually debuted in 1966, but these things don't just pay for themselves, ya
know.)
It was a
monster console housing a 25" diagonal color tv tube. With it's walnut
veneer, it was a nut-buster, if not
moved by two or more people. Going no further than a foot at a time avoided an
unintended medical condition. It was 1960's state-of-the art, with its tuning
knobs hidden within the new technological wonder known then as the 'tilt-out
control center'.
The stage
was set. The lift-off was in beautiful technicolor. The actual landing of the
LEM was disappointingly in black and white. Which at the time, no one but me
could have cared less about. (I didn't understand the complexities of
broadcasting in color. Thankfully, unlike HD, color was free, where available.)
Finally,
on July 20, 1969 we watched two Americans jump out of the lunar module and
conquer the great 'Man-in-the-Moon'. I was totally in awe.
For many
adults, whether in black and white, or color, the final outcome was assured.
Planting the American flag on the moon first was all that mattered. We beat the
Russians to the moon.
Back then
our adversaries were more commonly known as the Soviets and/or
Russkies/Commies/the red menace. The list goes on and on. Of course with their
new-found entrepreneurial skills, we're now asking them for rides into space.
At a premium, no less. But I digress.
Being a
boy just short of 11 years-of-age, I didn't share the same definition of
success my elders did. We landed on the moon fer cryin' out loud. How cool was that?
And it wasn't made of cheese! Who cared about the Russians? They lived further
away from Florida than I did.
That week
in 1969, the nation, including my entire neighborhood, sat spell-bound in front
of the tv, waiting for venerated newsman Walter Cronkite, to countdown the
lift-off of the Saturn V rocket. Then came the the pairing of the Lunar Module
and the Command Service Module. Finally, success!
As we all watched breathlessly, the LM descended to the lunar surface. Neil
Armstrong, placing one boot on the moon, made the now famous proclamation,
"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind".
Those
words, and that achievement, have stayed with me since. Unfortunately, the man
declaring it, has not. Neil "Buzz" Armstrong has left this earthly
plane, just a few short days ago. He flys now with the angels and saints. Here
on Earth, as on the moon, his achievement will always be remembered.
Safe
travels, Buzz.
Thursday, August 2, 2012
The Gun Discussion
So, I guess it’s time to talk about the 800 pound gorilla in the room.
I have been characterized by some as a bleeding heart, flaming leftist liberal. Who knows? But I have discovered something. My thoughts and views about hot-button topics? Well, there's been some movement.
"But Joe", You say. "That can’t be true. You’re so far left, you make the Kennedy’s blush." Well, maybe not that liberal. But I'll give it the old college try.
Here's what I'm getting at.
Has anyone noticed there is very little civilized discourse in the world anymore? There are no real conversations going on. It’s always left against right, pro-this versus anti-that. If one could hear above the screaming, there might be something positive to discuss.
And then there are the tree huggers. But I digress.
Worse yet? While others are screaming, our elected officials, state and national, are not talking to each other.
Why is that?
Simply put, no one wants to give an inch. It’s, "I’m right, and you're not." There can be no middle ground. I see it everyday in politics, religion and who should replace the panel on American Idol.
For example, I was talking at length this weekend with my sister’s husband. Politically, we stand apart. But as we talked we discovered—maybe not so much.
We both have certain expectations of our elected officials. We both want to see this country continue to succeed and continue to be the greatest nation on earth. But we can’t aspire to that lofty perch without being willing to give a little to gain a lot.
Today our state and national politicians are at each other’s throats. One side wants this, and the other wants that. Egging them on are big money lobbyists and PAC’s, political pundits and entire networks. And where there’s money, there’s legislation. Or lack thereof. Oh, and did I mention the ads. They point in the same direction. There can be no compromise. There will be NO compromise.
And I ask, “Why not?”
Apparently, I am not the only person asking.
Let’s start with guns. Not gun control. Just guns. We have endured another national tragedy in the theatre massacre in Aurora, CO.
The question is asked, “why?” Why do we need AK-47’s and other high velocity weapons? (Be honest, some of you want to stop right here and start howling about the peacenik, pinko, socialist, with commie leanings, who wants to hand over our freedoms, and then the country, to the first out-of-work dictator with his hand out.)
Read on McDuff.
There are a lot of scared people out there that have never used, or had access to firearms. They aren’t familiar with guns of any kind, and their only real understanding of them comes from the resulting tragedies of Columbine, West Virginia, and now Aurora, CO.
The resulting answer comes from gun enthusiasts who basically go all ballistic on them. Gun-owners fear, rightfully so, that with every nut job that gets together a small armory of high-velocity, assault-style weapons and takes out unarmed, defenseless citizens, they will lose an important and necessary right. The right to bear arms.
I don't think it has to be that way. Nationally, groups such as the NRA, and locally, gun and hunt clubs, need to reach out and educate that part of the population who don’t hunt and don’t understand gun culture. Don’t shove it down their throats. Do it in small steps. Reach out to those willing to listen.
But it is a two-way street. Those who don’t understand have a duty here as well. They need to listen. To be open to understanding what gun ownership is all about. Don’t fear law-abiding gun-owners. They may be the only thing standing between you and surviving the next massacre.
There is going to have to be some movement on both sides to develop laws that allow those who wish to buy, collect and use firearms to do so. At the same time make it difficult for those who would use them to take the easy and violent road to achieve anarchy.
In conclusion:
Gun owners need to understand that some people aren’t ever going to keep, or use guns. I know, it seems wrong on so many levels. But, they're allowed to, same concept, different end of the looking glass. Deal with it.
Those who don't believe in guns, you need to understand. You might not want, or see a need, for firearms in your home. Good for you. Not everyone else shares you view. Deal with it.
Monday, July 16, 2012
Joe's Big Bronchial Mis-Adventure
Once
again,
I am prompted
to speak out on a subject that weighs heavily on my mind. No, not my weight, my health. (Yes, the two are at times interchangeable, but not here.) Perhaps I
can keep this discussion brief, and to the point. Or not? Since we all know
that’s a near impossibility, take a few moments, grab a cuppa and I’ll wait for
you here.
Some days I am my own worst
enemy. No, It's true!
As
some already know, I was recently hospitalized at our local medical center, the
Baraga County Memorial Hospital, and Spa. (I made that last part up, but in a
perfect world...).
My
unscheduled stay at BCMH wasn't entirely of my own doing. Or choosing. Without
really trying, I managed to procure my very own case of pneumonia. As bronchial
misadventures go, this was a doozie.
As
a typical male in good standing, I made every excuse in the book to avoid a
trip to the doctor. It’s fair to say my main concerns were avoidance of all
things medical and, without putting too fine a point on it, a lack of health
insurance.
Let’s
face it. Money’s tight. And I know ours isn’t the only household facing this
choice. One big medical bill and our economic house of cards will collapse. For
good, or not, this choice was made for me. Not by me.
Here’s how it went down
For many weeks I suffered a nagging cough,
and an inability to draw in a breath deeper than a paper cut. I was at the
point where I might have to declare defeat in the management of my own
healthcare. Wallowing in self-pity, and producing enough phlegm to float a
small armada, I finally gave in and admitted to my beloved that I was, in fact,
sick.
Which,
she of course already knew.
After
unwillingly pulling my aching body into the passenger side of the Escape, we
coasted down to the weekend clinic. After being poked, prodded, and doused with
x-rays, the doctor returned with the good news.
“Mr.
Schutte”, the good doctor said, “you are very sick.” He then bandied about some
medical jargon and a bit of digital hocus-pocus. With a flourish of his fingers
across the keys of his laptop, a script for an antibiotic raced through the
ether to the pharmacy. Only then was I was returned to the care of the good
nurse Katy.
That
turned out to be a huge mistake. For me.
Within
eight short hours I was in the emergency room, soaked in my own sweat, feebly
trying to convince the doctor, my wife and the attending nurse, that it was all
some kind of cosmic mistake. If I could just go home, crawl under the covers
and sleep until spring I would be just fine.
Apparently
it doesn't work that way.
Somewhere
after rolling into, and rolling out of Radiology, I discovered I’d been
kidnapped and stuffed into a semi-private room. My arm was taped down to an IV
drip. (Note to self, call broker, invest in 3M.) There was no mention of a
ransom. (That came later, after I was discharged.)
It
would be unfair at this point not to mention the great care I received during
my stay at BCMH. The nursing staff and attending physicians were good friends,
as we're the kitchen staff and housekeeping. They all looked out for me.
Later in the game
It’s
been many months since that nasty bacterial infection took up housekeeping in
my lung. Without so much as asking
permission or paying rent. Not surprisingly, I was not fully recovered from the
wee beasties that took up residence there. They refused to be evicted. Eminent
domain my ass, maybe I should sic the Supreme Court on ’em.
There
was the requisite follow-up after leaving the hospital. I endured a couple more
x-rays. (I was starting to glow in the dark). Then, after six weeks supervised
release into my wife's care, I was declared relatively cured. The term 'cured'
being relative here.
Final
diagnosis? The almost three-day stay at the Baraga County Memorial Hospital and
Spa, drove home the alarming fact that I’ve become more of an old goat and less
a spring chicken.
When
did that happen?
Mopping up
After
all that, one thing troubles me. Okay, more than one, but this first. Why is
it, now that I can’t, or shouldn't, I have this almost primal urge to light up
a bourbon-soaked stogie?
Perhaps
for very same reason I craved a large meat-lovers pizza with extra cheese
during my entire stay at BCMH. Which, by the way, clashed horribly with the
heart-healthy diet prescribed by, and don’t quote me, the attending ER
physician. (With sign-off by my wife, I'm sure.) The same wife who conspired
with the doctor to admit me, while I was unable to make important and possibly
life-altering medical decisions for myself.
That’ll
learn me!
Note: I have made financial
arrangements with the hospital regarding my stay (as well as other past due bills for tests, etc.). However,
another stay, for any length, for any reason, without proper health coverage,
will be devastating. Financially, or otherwise. I'm just saying. - js
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Sunday, October 16, 2011
The 2011 State vs Michigan football fashion mash-up!
It’s that time of year. When everyone dresses up and goes out to scare the pants off of everyone in order to get a treat. Or a trick. How does one accomplish this? Well, some will go high-tech, yet throwback. Others will go retro.
First the throwback.
Let’s see. How does that work? The high tech throwback, I mean. Wait for it. Earlier this year, Nike announced that the Spartans would be one of nine teams chosen to sport their new “Pro Combat Uniform”. Kinda cool, I guess. The Spartans debuted theirs during the Michigan State vs Michigan game, Sat., Oct. 15, 2011.
As far as collegiate fashion sense goes, the uniforms are very throwback. Lots of bronze, dark green and black. No white. And when I say throwback I mean ancient Greece and Sparta, with a little classical defiance thrown in for good measure.
Beware, boring classical literature reference...
Sewn into the collars of the MSU football team is the Greek phrase “Molon Labe”. Google it and the phrase translates to “come and take them”, supposedly shouted out by King Leonidas of Sparta to the Persians when they demanded Sparta give up their weapons at the battle of Thermopylae.
I recommend renting the movie ‘300'. To say my wife Katy loved those uniforms is an understatement. She kept mumbling something about Gerard Butler parading around half-naked? I make no judgement regarding it’s validity.
Let’s not forget the strong carbon plate Nike has incorporated into the uniform which “symbolically mirrors the Spartan shield”. Ya want symbols? How ‘bout a big, fat white “S” smack in the middle of a green jersey.
For the tragically uninformed, let it be known I have no fashion sense whatsoever (sweats with a good tee or sweatshirt rules the day). I’m certainly no fashionista, but frankly, I like my Spartans decked out in plain ol’ Green and White. I’m just funny that way. (Can you say, “Old fart who doesn’t suffer change well?”) Repeat after me...
Now the retro. Anything you can do...
The fashion report aside, rival Michigan felt the necessity to parade themselves pre-game in their ususal uniforms on Saturday, only to leave and return to the field in a pseudo-retro 1970's all-white travel garb. Frankly, I can’t see too many reasons why I would want to return to the mid-seventies for much of anything, let-alone rehash such fashion faux pas as two-toned men’s platform shoes, feathered-back hair and earth-tones. (Me, not the Wolverines.) Throw in Nixon and it wasn’t our finest hour. Nor mine, fashionably speaking, that is.
All that being said, the Spartan uniforms will supposedly only be worn that one time against Michigan. Even better? Michigan’s loss Saturday was the fourth in a row to the Spartans, leaving Michigan’s graduating seniors with the dubious distinction of not beating the Spartans during their four-year tenure.
Bottom line.
This game wasn’t about new uniforms--or old ones. As Spartan fans and alumni we all know that Michigan doesn’t hold this particular rivalry in the same reverence we do. Ohio State gives them greater pause.
The Wolverines consider the Spartans as one regards a little brother. Someone who needs to be knocked down a peg or two. Why? For no other reason than it’s their job as the older sibling. Guess what? The Spartans are all grown up now. So is this rivalry.
“We are Sparta(ns)!” Deal with it!
First the throwback.
Let’s see. How does that work? The high tech throwback, I mean. Wait for it. Earlier this year, Nike announced that the Spartans would be one of nine teams chosen to sport their new “Pro Combat Uniform”. Kinda cool, I guess. The Spartans debuted theirs during the Michigan State vs Michigan game, Sat., Oct. 15, 2011.
As far as collegiate fashion sense goes, the uniforms are very throwback. Lots of bronze, dark green and black. No white. And when I say throwback I mean ancient Greece and Sparta, with a little classical defiance thrown in for good measure.
Beware, boring classical literature reference...
Sewn into the collars of the MSU football team is the Greek phrase “Molon Labe”. Google it and the phrase translates to “come and take them”, supposedly shouted out by King Leonidas of Sparta to the Persians when they demanded Sparta give up their weapons at the battle of Thermopylae.
I recommend renting the movie ‘300'. To say my wife Katy loved those uniforms is an understatement. She kept mumbling something about Gerard Butler parading around half-naked? I make no judgement regarding it’s validity.
Let’s not forget the strong carbon plate Nike has incorporated into the uniform which “symbolically mirrors the Spartan shield”. Ya want symbols? How ‘bout a big, fat white “S” smack in the middle of a green jersey.
For the tragically uninformed, let it be known I have no fashion sense whatsoever (sweats with a good tee or sweatshirt rules the day). I’m certainly no fashionista, but frankly, I like my Spartans decked out in plain ol’ Green and White. I’m just funny that way. (Can you say, “Old fart who doesn’t suffer change well?”) Repeat after me...
Now the retro. Anything you can do...
The fashion report aside, rival Michigan felt the necessity to parade themselves pre-game in their ususal uniforms on Saturday, only to leave and return to the field in a pseudo-retro 1970's all-white travel garb. Frankly, I can’t see too many reasons why I would want to return to the mid-seventies for much of anything, let-alone rehash such fashion faux pas as two-toned men’s platform shoes, feathered-back hair and earth-tones. (Me, not the Wolverines.) Throw in Nixon and it wasn’t our finest hour. Nor mine, fashionably speaking, that is.
All that being said, the Spartan uniforms will supposedly only be worn that one time against Michigan. Even better? Michigan’s loss Saturday was the fourth in a row to the Spartans, leaving Michigan’s graduating seniors with the dubious distinction of not beating the Spartans during their four-year tenure.
Bottom line.
This game wasn’t about new uniforms--or old ones. As Spartan fans and alumni we all know that Michigan doesn’t hold this particular rivalry in the same reverence we do. Ohio State gives them greater pause.
The Wolverines consider the Spartans as one regards a little brother. Someone who needs to be knocked down a peg or two. Why? For no other reason than it’s their job as the older sibling. Guess what? The Spartans are all grown up now. So is this rivalry.
“We are Sparta(ns)!” Deal with it!
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